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10th Oct 2011

Baby Etsuko and Aurthour, who is obviously not called that, but I’ll deal with that later. Her husband is not pictured, but is often described by his colleges as “very horse-like.”

I have like a million requests for Spiderdad, so I guess I’ll do him next. Then Tinkermom.

Also, I hope nobody’s expecting any of the lususes to be attractive, because… nope. :I

10th Oct 2011

D—> Indeed, I do know her

D—> In fact I first made her acquaintance when we were both quite young

D—> I was with my father on a business trip to America at the time

D—> She has grown up into

D—> A fine young woman

10th Oct 2011

T)(e Bay, of course!

Ot)(er t)(an t)(at…

T)(e diving school I teach at! Especially w)(en So )(yun is there!

Ot)(er t)(an t)(aaaat……

T)(e ACADEMY OF SCIENC———ES!

10th Oct 2011

Sawbuck, because someone specifically told me not to.

Clover and Clubs, the two with the multiple ponytails. Fun fact! In the comic Clubs Deuce appears to only have two fingers and a thumb on each hand, which is two less total than the usual amount. So… girly Clubs here is missing her pinky fingers. I wonder how she lost them.

3rd Oct 2011

Also some of the Felt:

Clover is a hobbit leprechaun with Yotsubato hair, Trace is a wannabe lady of intrigue, and Fin is Coal from Thistil Mistil Kistil.

By the way, If you’d like to see my do any particular lusus or member of the Felt, feel free to leave it in the askbox.

29th Sep 2011

Ok so I was planning to do some updates this weekend, but regrettably I’m not going to be around. So instead have some design prototype drawings!

The kid’s parents. Grandma Harley is not dead because I love her too much.

Crabmom and baby Kara. Crabmom is most normally seen yelling at her daughter angrily in Vietnamese.

Baby Nathan and Mr. Ponce de Leon, who is a cool dude and a practitioner of kenpo karate. They used to live in a small, remote town near the center of the United States, and the school Nathan attended a was barely over a 100 students. He was subject to relentless bullying by his classmates because of how he acted.

Then Mr. Leon taught him karate.

Seahorse mom and baby Erin. Erin’s family moved from Sweden when she was about 5 and they speak English at home, but that doesn’t stop her from boasting of being fluently bilingual. Her un-died hair is blond, but when she was younger she would scribble all over it with purple markers. Also she really does have vision problems, but nowadays wears contacts with fake glasses.

General things:

This AU is about as asininely farfetched as it gets, so I really am trying to make my humanized-genderswaped-grownup-ohgodwhatamIdoingwithmylife versions of the characters as close to the original designs as possible, or at least easily recognizable. I am also not going to make every character have a single parent, because that is frankly unrealistic.

I am not certain what to do with the kid’s parents, though. I’ve already stated that the ectosiblings are real siblings, so… uh… are Sis and Dave the daughters of Dad Lalonde and an unseen woman? Or were Sis and Dad Lalonde married at some point? But that would make Sis not a sis. And there’s the same problem with Mom Egbert, because in Homestuck Dad is technically John’s half brother.

Ecto relations, people. I think I will just leave everything intentionally vague.

29th Sep 2011